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Kvinnan är en mystisk varelse. En anekdot handlar om en gubbe vars vänner ville sätta gubbens luktsinne på prov. De knöt en handduk framför gubbens ögon så att han inte kunde se, varpå de förde in gubbens kärring helt naken i rummet och uppmanade gubben att gissa vad det var genom att enbart lukta på henne. Gubben luktade både framför och bakom och sade: ”Detta måste vara en skithusdörr från en skärgårdsö därför att den luktar fisk på framsidan och bajs på baksidan!”
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